breaking:W shows HRC how to do lines

A US Senator identified only as "Hermione R. Climatus" wants to be thought of as the kind of person you'd like to do lines with, so she is reported seeking advice from this guy we'll just call "W" for obvious reasons. Middle class parents around the country are pleased and think that Sen. Climatus has been a perfect role model this week, doing boilermakers in a bar. There is general agreement among the nattering pundits that this is exactly what America needs from its president.

"W" was obviously flattered by the call from Sen. Climatus, whom he has previously suggested would be a strong candidate for president. "Flattery is the most envious imitation..." said "W", while polishing his beer bong...."I showed her how to roll up a dollar bill, and of course all she had was a hundred, so she used that."  He snickered..."I asked her if she wanted me to show her how to light farts...she said..."not yet..."