She's squeezing into her costume and starting to warm up LLALALAALLLLLA
McCain isn't going to survive this. And I'll tell you why. He's seventy years old, he thought he won the nomination, and now he's getting chopped up for chum. And he's a nasty old codger, anyway. He can't stand the heat in the kitchen.
He's gonna have a colossal meltdown one of these days, and it'll be on YouTube within minutes.
All this stuff he has to explain: He's lying to the press at least twice a day. Rick Renzi is his state campaign co-chair, figure that out. His tellco lap dancer is lying low or laying low, which is it? guess it depends on the meaning, doesn't it), but they'll find her. His wife is a husband stealing, ex pillpopper beer heiress who looks like a Joan Rivers starter kit. His campaign finance maneuvers are illegal. Dengre is after him. He's got all this flipflopping to deal with:
He's not gonna get many women to vote for him, not unless they think being called a bitch is uproariously funny:
David Letterman does ten minutes a night on this guy and can't cover it all.
Watch this carefully, beyond the stammering and the comments about music. You think he's kidding about calling he guy a little jerk?
No, he isn't kidding.
Life is gonna get tougher for the old curmudgeon, and believe it or not, John McCain is not the tough that gets going. He's the jerk that'll bite somebody's head off.
Keep your popcorn supplies ready.
The only question is whether the "never admit a mistake" Republicans will cling to the dual anvils of Bush and McCain all the way to the bottom of the Mariannas Trench, thereby making the 50 state strategy into an 50 state victory.
If the alternative is the Huckster, I'm betting they will. But there must be a way to bring back Willard. He's so nice.
